…can be tricky to capture on film.

But hey, you’re riding the crest of a wave; you’ve just impregnated the women of your dreams (or the woman of you played it safe with after being rejected by your cousin) and you’re secure in the knowledge that your genes will be passed on to some lucky young thing, who’ll no doubt battle with, and against, them for most of his or her life. You can achieve anything right now. ANYTHING! So go on, get semi-nude, cradle your beer gut, tote your Glock 9mm, smother the lens in vaseline, crop out your wife’s head and create a timeless reminder of those blissful days before your life changes FOREVER!