a) a smug c*nt
b) happy to conform to lazy stereotyping
c) unwilling to take your kids on a real holiday
d) not fussed about teaching them any life skills that require more than their index finger and an internet connection?
You are?! Well here’s some great news: The Google Nexus 7 tablet is available to buy now, from only £199*.
*Or you could use the money to buy a tent, compass, torch, map, some books and 7 nights at that lovely campsite down by the estuary. Oh wait, my mistake, you can’t check your emails with a torch.